Fanfiction Quotes
People and characters say cool things. We honour those things here.
These are all from fanfiction set in the AE universe.

"Before I was picked up, I was in London," Dominic clarified.

"I was in France," Lisa said thoughtfully.

"I see Lisa's underpants!" Brody exclaimed suddenly, letting out an explosive giggle.
-Dominic Constantine, Lisa Allen, and Brody Pikton in "Selective Destiny"

"These people are murder on my sex drive."

"Everything's murder on your sex drive."
-Riley Sullivan and Renée LaFayé in "Save Tonight"

Constantine hesitated before taking one of the bags of money and running.
-Exerpt from "Deal Gone Wrong"

"And so yeah. I guess my bike's gone now, but I don't care all that much. I mean, it sucks a bit, but it was never a very good bike. In fact it was actually kind of a mean bike; horrible horrible temper. Always crashing into things. But I guess I don't have to tell you about it, but there was this one time I was going down this street, and it was all like 'Oh my God, dog out of nowhere!' And so my bike, being the evil bike it is, goes swerving all crazy into this fruit stand. And wow. APPLES EVERYWHERE. I don't have to tell you that I'll never look at apple sauce the same way again. Horrible memories. But there must be some sort of redemption points for that satanic construction of steel, considering the fact that it pretty much saved your lives-"

"Pikton," Dominic replied with forceful lucidity. "Shut. Up. Now. Before. I break. Your face."
-Brody Pikton and Dominic Constantine in "Selective Destiny"

"Nah. He's just retarded. Remind me to buy stickers for his helmet real soon. The shiny ones that sparkle in the sun. He gets real excited over those."
-Leniah (Todd) Draumur referring to Brody Pikton in "Save Tonight"

"Fuck I hate it when foreign men touch my girls!"
-Daren Telem in "A Pile of Rotten Fish"

"'Come on, shake your body baby, do the conga! I know you can't control yourself any longa-" the more the young man sang, the more and more accurate that last line seemed to get, "Feel the rhythm of the music getting stronga, don't you fight it till you've tried it'!"

"WAUGH!" Lisa wailed suddenly, removing her hands from the wheel and flinging them into the air. "I can't drive under these conditions!"
-Brody Pikton and Lisa Allen in "Selective Destiny"

"No!" he bent forward slightly. "No way!" he straightened again, green eyes wide. He let out an uncomfortable laugh; "You're gay? My god, that always happens and then... oh! WAIT just one moment! Is the Head Girl and lesbian too? Well this is all unravelling in a very different manner. Okay, okay. Run it past me again... are you gay?"
-Brody Pikton in "A Piece of Rotten Fish"

"No. You're eleven because you cheesed it without thinking to try an' stop to help Brod. He could have...unbirthified!"
-Leniah (Todd) Draumur in "Rules Unwritten"

"We're coming to a turn, and I don?t actually know how to drive in the strictest sense of the word." -Dominic Constantine in "Selective Destiny"

"Yeah, I've got a plan...of course, right now, it involves going to prison and becoming somebody's bitch."
-Renée LaFayé in "Save Tonight"

"Alright, ready?"

"No." Whump!
-Leniah (Todd) Draumur and Janelle Tristanson in "Save Tonight"

Dominic came running out first, directly by the Head Girl who, for the love of all that was holy, had turned bright red and was now squeezing her eyes shut as she attempted to cover everything...well, necessary, several other girls doing the same. Of course, a couple were eyeing that fine piece of Scottish ass running out of there.

For once in his life, the young Constantine had cheesed it...too soon.
-Excerpt from Lena's one shot "Naked"

"I don't know why you're all nude, but please...go do something about it."
-Headmistress Elisa Monelli in Lena's one shot "Naked"

"Sister Lisa, when did thou lose that stick from up thy ass? Seriously, girl. Admitting to the hornies, talking openly about self-loving, playing up my girl-on-girl fantasies . . . have you been taking 'the drugs'?"
-Janelle Tristanson in "Save Tonight"

"Hey look! Look look look! Look at meeee! THEY HAVE MADE ME THEIR KING!"
-Brody Pikton while riding a camel across the dining hall in Kitty's one shot "Camel"

This was their table, and had been since that one special night that Janie had puked all over it. Granted, that hadn't made it seem any more appealing at the time, but it was the history that made it special!
-Excerpt involving the Chiki Babes from Kitty's one shot "Stomping Ground"

"Looks like I'm not the only one who's not having such a hot morning."

"Well, at least I don't look like I went to hell last night, sat down for some tea, and had a shitty conversation about stocks and bonds with the devil himself."

"No, you're entirely correct. You've got more of that 'puppy who just got abandoned and splashed by a careless driver' sort of expression."

"Ah, but puppies get taken in. You, my friend, look a bit like an older dog who just got kicked to the curb and was handed a dancing frog for company. Sadly, that frog only sings and dances when nobody but you is watching. So you can't even do anything with it. That is how shit eats away at your soul right there."
-Daren Telem and Raeka Zelenko bantering in Lena's one shot "Thank You"