OOC Quotes
People and characters say cool things. We honour those things here.
These are all from OOC conversation. WARNING: these are weird.

"Also, the Headmistress would be dead."
-Kitty to Zi in a PM

"I've been warned seven times. Neopets just refuses to freeze me."

"I bet you it was for rainbow-ness. x3"

"Not all of the times, actually. Only two times were for that. Three more times, it was for advertising. Another time, for being extremely perverted. Then there was some stuff and harrassment, and this one time, I got warned for 'scamming' a newbie. They were having difficulties with the site, so I told them that if they went and clicked on the moon a bunch of times, something good would happen. AND SOMETHING GOOD -DID- HAPPEN. I LAUGHED."
-Lena explaining to Zi (and Kitty) why she'd been warned so much on Neo.

"What is his name?"

"HIS NAME? HIS NAME CANNOT BE SPOKEN!"

"LENA. ARE YOU MAKING VOLDEMORT. xD"
-Kitty accusing Lena of things in a wild MSN conversation.

"It occurs to me that there is a lot of staff/student sex going on. Please stop it."
-Kitty imitating Elisa Monelli in an MSN conversation with Lena.

"You're a horrible person, Lena. xD"

"I KNOW. xDDDDDDD"
-Kitty and Lena have a heart-to-heart on MSN.

"EVERYBODY WANTS A PISSED OFF FRENCH GIRL AS A PET!"

"I WANT FIVE!"
-Lena and Kitty discuss what having people like Ren as a pet would be like.

"IT"S SHIT YOU -cocks at asses-"
-Kiwi making a HARBL typo in a three-way MSN conversation with Kitty and Lena (oh yes, there was laughter).

"I think for safety, any salesperson who reminds me of Dom will be ignored.

-slams door in guide girls face-"
-Kiwi burning Dominic in the most fantastic fashion in an MSN convo with Kitty discussing his smooth talking abilities and murderous intent as a door to door salesman.

"Ewwww... you made me snortle."
-Kiwi responding to something or other Lena said about things Kitty and Kiwi had been saying in their three-way conversation.

"Last night I dreamt a dream.

In which you were a ghost. You may have been alive at some point and then died, I'm not quite sure. I just know you were haunting the park I was sitting in.

Then I gave birth to a batch of kittens."
-Kitty explaining her dream to Lena - and maybe freaking out her fellow admin a little with the idea of that interspecies kitten baby.

"-n00bs all over the place like an ill-trained puppy-"

"BAD! NO! BAD ZI! I DEMAND YOU NEVER DO THAT ON THE CARPET AGAIN!"
Zi and Lena over MSN, Respectively

"By the by, did that diseased hooker I ordered ever visit you on your last birthday or what, man?"

"She TRIED. *Cocks shotgun*"
Kitty shoots down Lena's birthday gift on MSN (what a bitch... really now, Amanda Huginkiss was hot, methinks - Lena).

"Can you HAVE a second stomach?"

"Yes."

"... Think I might have one? xD;"

"It's in your leg."

"I hate you. xD;

So, so very much."
Kitty playing a harbl trick on Lena after she bragged about ingesting a ton of food and not feeling worse or weighing more that night.

"-points camera at Zi and her charries- Say 'hiiiiiiii'!"

"FUCK YOU, DICKHEAD! -flips off camera-"
Zi gives Chi more reason to angst.

"YOU HAVE A MILLION PERFECTLY FINE TOILETS. YOU'RE ALREADY SITTING ON ONE. YOU LOVE IT.

YOU GET UP, AND PISS IN THE POT INSTEAD.

THEN YOU FLUSH IT."
-Lena trying to explain to Kitty why she makes so many characters. Far fetched metaphors are how we explain things on AE, apparently.

"My lappy is too long for it."

"Yours must be REALLY LONG, then. xD;"

"I am. xD Rather long."

"'Cause this one even fits mine, and mine is usually too long for crap. xD;

... I get a very penis-y feel about this conversation."

"Are you mad because my penis is longer than yours?

It sounds like we're talking about condoms."
-Kitty and Lena talking about something that definitely isn't penises.

"And now would be the perfect occasion to put that sailor hat on and go for a ride on the %!@@#- wagon."
-007 talking to Kitty on MSN about Tatiana's frustration in the Attack Plot.

"I R SEXAY BEASTER"
-Kiwi telling Lena what the haps was. Apparently, she was feeling awesome.

"I R Fart in your faces"
-Kiwi again. See above. I don't even know. Lena out.

Lena: "HEY KIWI"
Kiwi: "HEY LENA"
Kitty: "HEY KITTY”
-A three-way between Kitty, Kiwi and Lena obviously. All posted within a second of eachother.

"I luff those things as much as I luff 'aryy.

'arry.

Harry.

Hatr.

Henry.

Potter.

POTTY AND THE WEASEL."

"HUFFLESTUFF?!"

"RAVENSHIT."
-Ai and Kitty just can't get the fricking names right on MSN.

"I REALIZE THAT COLE GIVING DOM FRENCH LESSONS IS LIKE ME GIVING YOU FRENCH LESSONS. xD"

"Only Dom is smarter than me. xDD"

And so I will have to pretend that he understands things that I don't. xD"

"xDD AND COLE IS MORE SEXUALLY EXPERIENCED, BLONDER, AND TALLER THAN I AM.

So I will have to pretend that - OH WAIT. xD"
-Lena and Kitty try to get into character on MSN.

"She likes to associate with Death Eaters."

"Is that what she calls it? Associating?"

"Yeah."

"Does the 'ass' part come first?"
- N/A and Dayan mocking Michi after Ai mentions her associating with Death Eaters.

"Warning: You are now entering the Chambers of Old. If you do not have a cat and/or a furbie, you are advised to head back now. "
-The results of Zi and N/A discussing how to get lost characters out of the Chambers of Old.

"See Blake. See Blake in his wolf form run. Run Blake run!"
-N/A summarizing a long post of hers to Kyra and Ai in a PM.

"I LOVE SEX WITH MY DOG!"
-LoL admits it. Finally.

Lord of Light says:
I just realized I'm once again, in the absence of Dayan, the AE male. XD
Alphie says:
yep
Lord of Light says:
I HAVE STUCK IN THIS GODFORSAKEN PLACE THE LONGEST OF ALL MALES!
N/A says:
ITS ALL YOU LoL
N/A says:
PRESSURES ON
Alphie says:
we'd be your harem, except we could probably all take you
-LoL, being the MAN.

"Though I like it better when I'm on Dom."
-Kitty admits...something.

Ai says:
Yoshi: My position is actually well-respected, Chi.
Michi: Yeah, but you're still somebody's bitch.
CAREER DAY.
Michi: My dad is somebody's bitch.
N/A says:
THEN WE NEED SOMEONE TO GET UP AND SAY "Michi's dad is my dad's bitch."
-N/A and Ai making fun of Yoshi Kinmori (Michi's dad) for being a Tau.

“PEOPLE THINK I'M ANIMALSEXUAL!”
“The term is 'Bestiality', LoL.
And no, I will not play.”
- Zi is a good friend helps LoL work through his issues.

“He's my gay female lover.
I mean wait.”
- The only lesbian worse than Kitty is Cat.